Chicago man tells Obama: “Don’t touch my girlfriend.”
on this weeks episode of when keepin it real goes wrong
Barack “Mr. Cuff Yo Chick” Obama.
0-💯 Nigga real quick ,
but why would you even give him the waterbed
he had scissors
I LOVE HOW THIS DOESN’T EVEN MENTION WHAT IT’S ABOUT BUT EVERYONE KNOWS.
who else has fucking scissors for hands
12 years ago I was introduced to you through a mutual friend. We didn’t say much at first but I was always aware of you. You were cute, athletic, funny, and outgoing; and I was shy, gothic, and the new girl. As opposite as can be.
11 years ago I was asked to join a friend at a youth group at Christ Church. What made me go is still beyond me, but that’s when everything started. The minute you walked through the door you felt it too. I was amazed at how it felt like a puzzle piece fitting together when you held my hand for the first time. Little did we know that THAT was the moment our lives would never be the same.
10 years ago I made two choices, one I will forever remember, and one I will forever regret. After Christ Church we lost touch, school started and you were dating a friend of mine. Yet we got closer still and despite that you were taken, I made my move. I kissed you, making that the first and only time I ever made the first move. Then I told you to go back to her and let us remain friends.
9 years ago I was still not over you, far from it. Making it worse, our friendship became intimate. I remember crying in the bathroom uncontrollably and I ask my mother “why does this hurt so much”. Her response “Baby, it’s because you love him”. This was the first time I realized I loved you and couldn’t imagine life without you. I was hooked.
8 years ago our friendship grew, as did my feelings for you– and everyone knew it. But knowing we could be nothing more, knowing our friendship will remain “friend-zoned”, I settled for less. Each person I was with wishing it was you, and each person knew just how much you meant to me and knew I could never love them like I loved you.
7 years ago we gave our first try, neither really sure but we knew we cared about each other and was alreadybso close. That failed, we stopped talking, and we went through the longest loneliest 8 months ever without each other.
6 years ago we found each other again, giving us the proper try at our relationship. This was also the first time I heard you tell me you loved me. We had gone through so much at this point, wary of the future, but we were so sure of our love and where it was going to lead.
5 years ago we moved in together. Having you by my side every night was like a dream. I still couldn’t believe that I was finally with the man I had loved for years, the friend I thought I would never be able to call mine.
4 years ago I started getting very sick. We had settled into living together, already dubbed the “married couple” of our group. Things were rocky but we were strong. You were there for me every single day through my illness and I couldn’t be more thankful. You showed me just how much I meant to you and I can never thank you enough for all that you had done.
3 years ago we got married! Though a quick and unorthodox engagement, it didn’t matter because we just wanted to finally be married. I was so scared that day. I couldn’t believe how scared I was. This was something I had wished for for so long yet I was terrified. But in the end I couldn’t imagine being with anyone else.
2 years ago we hit our roughest time. Right after getting married I was let go and financially we were scrapping at anything we could have. We fought all the time and we both made mistakes. We pushed and pushed and wondered if love was enough.
1 year ago we had separated. Never have I ever thought that we would not work out. I had spent the past 11 years knowing that you were the one and that I had to spend my life with you. It had crushed me to think that went all in vain. Both of us were so hurt, but both of us also knew we gave our all.
The surprise came when we realized that the fire was still ignited between us. We fought a hard battle and came out victorious. Failure was so close but in the end it was not an option. Not only did we come out of our roughest time, we came out better than we ever have.
Josh, I love you. I love you so damn much it hurts sometimes. I couldn’t imagine where my life would have gone if you weren’t in it. I knew from the moment you took my hand that you were the one I needed to spend my life with. Not only are you one of my best friends, you’re my guardian. There is no one I’d rather turn to in my times in need. Whether I am scared, hurt, sick, happy, worried, ecstatic, etc; it is you that I turn to. You are the light in my life. You mean more to me than I can ever put down in words. Thank you for giving us another chance, thank you for loving me, thank you for proving you will never go back to the way you were, thank you for everything.
I have always loved you and that will never change. We were made for each other.
Happy 3rd Wedding Anniversary
In 1 hour it will be our 3rd wedding anniversary! I love you Angel ❤ here’s to many more #happyanniversary
Who did this shit?
This is impossible. She would have lost her hair-tie by the third door if not earlier.